1. We have an artist local to us that sells weird stuff for lots of money, what he does is paste a huge canvas to the wall and covers it in thick oil paint from a bucket - just one color.
Then he gets a bit of 4x2" batten - the same height as the canvas, and randomly knocks chunks out of one long edge on the corner, he lays that corner at one edge of the canvas, presses and then walks from L - R, giving the batten a little jig up or down here and there, sometimes a large jig - the result looks a bit like a huge earthquake print-out (seismograph???) but lots of jagged lines, not just one.
But this one time (i- ---- ---p) he pulls out his 6" steel comb to do his hair and comes over all weird - he just paints a 10x8" square in the centre of this 12x8 FOOT piece of canvas, and does the batten thing with his comb, after removing a few teeth (not his - the comb)
His very first miniature - this will sell for at least £12,000 ($24,000). He brings the whole canvas in to me - he's thinking of really making a feature of this thing with at least 24" around it.
He has a phobia of sharp instruments - (c'mon the guy's an atrist - this is his weird thing - look at Van Goch fer Chrissakes) what do I do, dear agony aunt???
2. I am about to frame an original design for a comic from the 60's - guy that brought it in is a total anorak (nerd?) - in a nice way (he has money!)
These things are very hard come by - I know this from the anorak's enthusiastic gum-beating (I'd just done the knot above the noose and was about to test the strength of the hook above me!)
This is the original from the very first issue - the auction house chucked in a copy of the first comic for free - which I'm framing separately, which is nice!
It's a montage of originals - usually they would re-use parts, such as the comic title, but couldn't with this one, as it had a 'No 1" flash - etc etc etc - so - just one of many exciting reasons that this thing was so valuable.
It has an acetate over it, with 'free inside' etc painted on, that is hinged with masking tape. I could temporarily tape it at the bottom, remove that masking tape and replace it with something much MUCH better - NO NAILS (kidding)
Nooooooo! - the artist put that there, anyway, it may move - and if it does, even by half a miilimetre - just, just Noooooooo!
OK - could I overlap that masking tape with something better, because it WILL give up.
Oh - OK then
Now then - the thing is painted on a board with an 'acid free' surface paper, but the board core is brown.
I could get that surface paper removed and ...............
The guy starts shuddering - Nooooooooo!
OK - OK - deep breaths, we won't do that.
The design goes to about an inch below the top and sides of the board but there is about 8" of blank board below, and at the very bottom of that board - and just below where the acetate ends, are the words, in pencil "Print at 32%"
Anorak loves that - should it be covered or revealed though - may mess with the mat margins. Trimming is not even thought about. He's having it revealed
Hope that puts what I would and would not do into perspective.
I lied about #1
But such an artist does exist - not local to me - his stuff really does sell for $24000