What's worse?

[johnny]

Putting the gas springs back on a vacuseal or peeing razor blades?

I give up til Monday.

 

[Pat Murphey]

Putting the gas springs back on a vacuseal or peeing razor blades?...

Sliding down the razor blade of life?

(credit to Tom Lehrer)

 

[wpfay]

Done both (kidney stones are a lot like razor blades) and the gas struts are a walk in the park by comparison.

 

[Larry Peterson]

Sliding down the razor blade of life?

(credit to Tom Lehrer)

I remember some biblical epic from when I was a kid where some people were killed by such a razor blade contraption. Like a giant scimitar. Look like a big slide except the scimitar was the slide. Gave me nightmares for a while and left quite an impression since I still remember it.

And for those unfamiliar with Mr Lehrer, try here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl3mRjydcPw
and here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL4vWJbwmqM&feature=related
and if you want to be really disgusted: here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjPhFSlhOuQ&feature=related

 

[Framar]

"Sliding down the razor blade of life" - the perfect theme song for the framer!

(I LOVE Tom Lehrer!)

 

[Larry Peterson]

"Sliding down the razor blade of life" - the perfect theme song for the framer!

Of course you know that the "Death of a Thousand Cuts" torture was invented by a framer.

 

[Framar]

There are some days when I wish I had bought stock in Band-Aids or Neosporin.

 

[more_so]

Kiss those bloodstained white cotton gloves goodbye, hello chainmail!