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Frame Lady

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Seattle, Washington
Situational Awareness Scenario

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.

On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine
traveling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
level.

Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same
speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?


Answer below


Answer:

Get off the children's "Merry-Go-Round", you're drunk.
 

Frame Lady

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Sorry to post an already told joke. It made me have a good laugh and I just wanted to share.
 

BUDDY

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It's perfectly undersatndable Frame Lady. I have seen the same jokes go round and round while standing on the side of a Carosel.And many of them aren't children,even if they do behave like them.LOL

As to the sobriety of all of them I never am sure. Going around in circles can give you quiet a dizzing effect. But then we see some very good examples of that phenominum right here on TFG.Only they claim they are spreading the best info in and about the INDUSTRY,over and over and we seem to see the same characters when we watch the TFG Merry-Go-Round. ROTFWLMAO
BUDDY
 

Bharat Mirchandani

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Mumbai India
Another one.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy!" yelled the customer.'You have your hand on my steak" "What!" answers the waiter."You want it to fall on the floor again?"
 

Bharat Mirchandani

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Thanks Paul.Heres another.
Kane and Abel were in a restaurant and ordered fish.The waiter brought a dish with two fish,one larger than the other.Kane said to Abel "please help yourself".Abel said Okay and helped himself to the larger fish.After a tense silence Kane said "Really now if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!" Abel replied "Now what are you complaining about,You have it, don't you"
 
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