Humane society dropped off an original water color by a nationally recognized artist that passed away about 15 years ago...
We are framing it (gratis) for their auction.
The lady didn't know me, just thouht I was another vender worker bee...
(yeah, somedays)
She didn't realize that I do all of their framing as part of our annual contribution that keeps us on personal invite by the directors...
She stood there like I was going to design if for her RIGHT NOW, and hand it back framed in 10 minutes... Even though there were two other customers standing there, one woman was ahead of her and one waiting....
When I asked if there was anything else, she said "Well? How are you going to frame it?"
So I told her... "If I'm going to have to design it right now to satisfy you, then I'm going to go hack out a piece of cr@p in the back and slap it in there with duck tape and charge you $400 more than it's worth." He eyes got real big and I could see her considering taking the piece back..LOL. "But for Mary Henry, I'll sleep on it over the weekend, sip a little fine scotch and do a very fine museum treatment of this nice piece so that it will bring a very nice contribution at auction."
He mouth snapped shut and she left.
The customer that I had been designing with for about a half hour was still blinking.... with her mouth open.
The other lady stepped in smiling... placed her grandparents wedding photo down and said... I'd like to leave this with you it thats OK. I'd like one of those "Scotch jobs". And if you can keep it under $200, it would be great.
The original woman just laughed. "Heck, I won't to share the scotch." As she picked up her purse and left her business card. "When the scotch has spoken, just call me and tell me how much I'm going to be billing my husband. I think I may be just getting in the way here."
I think I'll just out of spite, have all three done by next Saturday.... The boss is away and I'm in control...