Tanning in Vegas

[HB]

Going to the sun just after the Vegas show -> anyone know of a tanning beds on the strip??

 

[Jeff Rodier]

They should be everywhere. The pole dancers like to stay tan in the off season.

 

[blackiris]

So does Barry Manilow!!!!

I"M A FAN~A~LOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jeff Rodier]

I like me some Barry but would rather look at pole dancers. Rather listen to Barry though. Maybe if they put some pole dancers on stage while Barry sings it would be the best of both worlds.

 

[blackiris]

JEFF!!
Barry Manilow and POLE DANCERS should never EVER EVER be used in the same sentence!! Some of us are VISUAL PEOPLE YA KNOW!!!!!!

 

[Jeff Rodier]

Now Tom Jones got it right, he just sings and all the ladies in the audience strip off their panties and throw them up on stage. Visualize that baby.

 

[blackiris]

Now Tom Jones got it right, he just sings and all the ladies in the audience strip off their panties and throw them up on stage. Visualize that baby.

PUUUUUHLEEEEEZZZZZZ.... been there... done that......
At BON JOVI..... MEEEEEOOOOW!

I Have no idea who Tom Jones is....

 

[osgood]

Going to the sun just after the Vegas show -> anyone know of a tanning beds on the strip??

The tanning bed industry is in very bad shape in Australia because people die from skin cancer, from too much UV exposure from tanning beds.
Not worth the risk IMHO!

 

[Jeff Rodier]

You wouldn't know to take off the panties and throw them if it weren't for Tom Jones.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Jones_(singer)

 

[Larry Peterson]

PUUUUUHLEEEEEZZZZZZ.... been there... done that......
At BON JOVI..... MEEEEEOOOOW!


I Have no idea who Tom Jones is....

[video=youtube;sI5LWwC-cE8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI5LWwC-cE8&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

[video=youtube;VBdSqk78nHw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBdSqk78nHw&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

[video=youtube;gvmyTZEqlo8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvmyTZEqlo8&feature=player_detailpage[/video]

 

[blackiris]

I'd rather throw my undies here..........

[video=youtube;RSJbYWPEaxw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSJbYWPEaxw&feature=artistob&playnext=1&list=TLFSBW3VPSgZs[/video]


Sorry..... is that Tom du de even alive anymore? hee hee heee hee

 

[FrameMakers]

Sorry..... is that Tom du de even alive anymore? hee hee heee hee

Is Bon Jovi???

 

[Larry Peterson]

Bon Jovi/Tom Jones dead??? Reminds me of the old bathroom wall humor.

"God is Dead" .... Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead" .... God.

 

[wpfay]

Bon Jovi/Tom Jones dead??? Reminds me of the old bathroom wall humor.

"God is Dead" .... Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead" .... God.

Probably from over-exposure in a tanning booth.

 

[blackiris]

Bon Jovi/Tom Jones dead??? Reminds me of the old bathroom wall humor.

"God is Dead" .... Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead" .... God.

Larry...... you crack me up ....... What planet are you from again?!

 

[Larry Peterson]

Larry...... you crack me up ....... What planet are you from again?!

I believe I have the same alma mater as Otis Sistrunk.

Since this is a 70s joke I have to explain it. Back in the 70s, Alex Karas, you may know him as Mongo or as a mean and seemingly dimwitted football player

was an announcer on Monday Night Football. Otis Sistrunk was kinfolk, also a mean defensive player.

From wikopedia:

During a Monday Night Football telecast, a television camera beamed a sideline shot of the 300 lb Sistrunk's steaming bald head to the nation. That, along with his lack of a college education resulting in the team program listing Sistrunk's academic background as "U.S. Mars" (short for U.S. Marines), prompted ABC commentator and ex-NFL player Alex Karras to suggest that the extraterrestrial-looking Sistrunk's alma mater was the "University of Mars."

Dat's me baybe. White boy (ok, old white man) from mars.

 

[dpetti]

That's funny, Larry. Wonder what ever happened to Mongo and Otis? I guess if I wasn't so lazy I could Google them. There you go.

 

[HB]

Hello.....could we?

 

[Artrageous]

HB, I just copied this off the Las Vegas Hilton's site:


Health Club or Fitness Equipment: Yes, a fully equipped facility with Nautilus and Universal weights, LifeCycles, steamrooms, saunas, indoor spas, massage rooms and tanning beds.


You could call the toll free number for the Hilton and ask if it's availbale for free with access to the Health Club.

 

[echavez123]

I never quite understood why tanning salons were popular in Vegas, where the sun blazes from May to October, tanning and burning human skin exposed to rays for more than 10 minutes. The black folk and the hispanics dont need the tan, only the white folk. Since Vegas has such a large population of Hispanics, the tanning salons are hurting for business. So please do come patronize the salons in Vegas, they need you.

If Tom Jones continues to get a tan from the salon, the skin will fall off his face. It has been so plasticized he looks about as dead as Keith Richardson. But, I guess the show must go on, at all costs.

 

[realhotglass]

I Have no idea who Tom Jones is.... [/QUOTE]

It's not unusual.

 

[Bill Henry-]

I Have no idea who Tom Jones is....

It's not unusual.

Good one!

 

[artfolio]

What a wierd lot we humans are.

Latinas, Indians and most Asiatic people regard dark skin as the mark of an outdoor worker or peasant and go out of their way to avoid the sun while naturally white-skinned races fry themselves on beaches trying to go dark.

Here in Australia we are regarded as the skin cancer champions of the world and the Government's health gurus have been preaching the message of avoiding sunburn for years. Despite this, on any given weekend you will still find heaps of people frying themselves on beaches.

This tragically courageous young woman probably did more for the campaign than any Government Health warnings:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clare_Oliver

http://www.news.com.au/national/a-tan-to-die-for/story-e6frfkx0-1111114248428

 

[blackiris]

Ok Larry ...... again you stump me hot stuff.......

The only MONGO I know is Steve McMichael....... who playd for DA BEARS!

and I have other opinions about him also..... I have met him a few times...
and his stripper wife......... :kaffeetrinker_2:

 

[Larry Peterson]

Ok Larry ...... again you stump me hot stuff.......

The only MONGO I know is Steve McMichael....... who playd for DA BEARS!

and I have other opinions about him also..... I have met him a few times...
and his stripper wife......... :kaffeetrinker_2:

You know that I am from Chicago and love my Bears, Bulls and Cubs.

The Bears Mongo was named after named after Karras's Mongo character from Blazing Saddles.

As much as I love McMichaels, Karras's Mongo came first. Sorry.

 

[blackiris]

Oh yah........ my opinion on TANNING..................

TAN FAT IS BETTER THAN WHITE FAT!!!!!

 

[echavez123]

Then again, there was Mongo - the watermelon man, from Mongo Santamaria. He dont need or want no tan...