Since warped is unavaiable ,and this is a computer topic....


SPFG, Supreme Picture Framing God
Charter Member
Sep 16, 1998
Mandeville,La. USA 130 Blue Heron Dr.
I am well known for my Typos. and there has been some conversation on warpped about learning a "New language" here in the techy slot ,and also since my son is a graduate IT and knows all this also: I thought some of you would enjoy this FWD he sent me.It also shows that the email system is completly impersonal and only conveys what is read/written without any feelings.LOL
Here's a cute one....

A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to
thaw out during the particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the
very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago.

Because both had jobs, they found it difficult coordinating their travel
schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a
Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. Upon arriving as
planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In his room there was a
computer, so he decided to send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her address, and sent the
e-mail without realizing his error.

In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The
dearly departed was a minister of many years who had been called home to
glory following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw
the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and
you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and
have been checked in.

I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking
forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is hot down here!
I hope you PC Wizards and Gurus haven't seen this and enjoy it.