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That's not entirely true, my friend. I go online many times and show myself to "appear offline" so I can checke-mail, read posts on the Grumble, and, if a customer comes in my gallery, I can simply walk away from the computer and take care of them.
I don't like to get tied up in an IM conversation while I am working because I never know when I will have to leave and I don't want to miss anything from you other warped minds.
(Uh oh, some graemlins have escaped! We're in BIG trouble now.)