Less, are you a camper? Somehow, I think not, but, just in case . . .
Some tips to make camping easier:
--When you use a public campground, placing a tuba on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
--You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into a plastic garbage bag with several geese.
--A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side dish. A potato baked for three hours makes an excellent hockey puck.
--You can compress the diameter of your rolled-up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.