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All tips would be appreciated.

Thank you in Advance.
 
Originally posted by Ron_Eggers:
Never pee on an electric fence.
or into the wind.


-Mike.
 
Don't run with scissors in your hand.

BB guns will 'put your eye out'.
 
Here are a couple of tips I remember from a book of table etiquette: </font>
  • Never scratch your glass eye with your fork, no matter how much it itches.</font>
  • If someone passes gas, do not laugh out loud, even if all the candle flames turn blue.</font>
 
Less, are you a camper? Somehow, I think not, but, just in case . . .

Some tips to make camping easier:
--When you use a public campground, placing a tuba on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant.
--You can duplicate the warmth of a down-filled bedroll by climbing into a plastic garbage bag with several geese.
--A potato baked in the coals for one hour makes an excellent side dish. A potato baked for three hours makes an excellent hockey puck.
--You can compress the diameter of your rolled-up sleeping bag by running over it with your car.
 
"My idea of camping is when room service is ten minutes late"

Joan Rivers

Even all my wooden boats had gas, heated and running water with full standupshowers and a freezer w/icemaker for the bourbon
 
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