Doggone it, guys, Bob Carter is right!
We really should stop this cycle of hatred.
I hereby vow that, should Thomas Kinkaid toilet tissue ever actually appear
on the open market, I shall not buy, beg, purchase or steal a roll of it.
Verily, even though the good artist should call me himself, offering a roll
of the coveted "Artist Proof" edition, I shall refrain from taking part.
Neither shall I in any way further seek to josh, tease, mock, joke, quip,
lark, banter, jest or make play about this subject. Call me a pollyanna
if you want to, but Bob has led the way on this noble path and
I am honor-bound to follow his fine example.
This is now, and forever shall be, my last post on this thread.