I typed my name into google and got 1,560,000 hits. I'm amazed to learn that I am a Professor of Computer Science at Princeton, an Associate Professor of Marine Geology and Geophysics and Geological Sciences at the University of Miami, an artist, a professor of Mathematics at the University of North Dakota, a music professor at the University of Delaware, a professor Eneritus at the University of Guelph, a real estate agent, a minister, a farmer who was cited by the USDA for tainted cows, an author, a Certified Water/Wastewater Technician, a 4-4-2 owner, an actor, established the Code Amber foundation, the Director of Music for Augustana College (I almost went there), a collector of western and Glacier National Park art, a husband, guilty of murder in New Jersey, a Doctor, a bus driver interviewed by the FBI in the THEODORE JOHN KACZYNSKI case, specialist in paleoceanography, died on April 8, 2002, entered a Humpback Whale Photo Contest, died again on August 7. 2002, am an attorney (YUK!!!), am the Secretary/Treasurer of the OREGON FUNERAL DIRECTORS ASSOCIATION, am a baritone and that was just in the first couple of hundred hits.
Now I know why I've been so tired lately.
When I was a freshman at the University of Illinois there were 4 Larry Petersons in my freshman class.
Roz; just change your name to Larry Peterson and no one will ever find you again.