SPFG, Supreme Picture Framing God
- Jul 11, 2001
Why, is there something wrong with your glasses?
Or we could hand them a sign that says "I'm Stupid" and play the song "Here's Your Sign" at the same time!Maybe I'm missing something, but if someone needs a magnifying glass to see something up close, how do they expect to see it when it's on the wall?
It might be fun to get an old 1000x microscope and keep it on hand for these situations.
I have been seriously asking this question of myself more and more as time goes on, trying to think of some sort of easier business to be in charge of, but it sure builds character. Just look at all the characters on the G!But at the end of the day I have to ask, "Are you all nuts, why would anyone want to be a picture framer? “
A customer called me and said she was having a heck of a time trying to hang her piece, even after my in-store tutorial, template, etc. I went to her house and discovered that she had put the nails into the hangers backwards, so that the part of the nail on which the zigzag rests was facing down. So now when I prepare the hanging kit and template I pre-insert the nails in the hangers. On heavier frames I always recommend screws and anchors instead of the standard hangers.The hangers. The brackets are great. They are good and strong! Customers, and once even my wife, sure can't seem to figure them out. I would walk through this trial if the hangers weren't junk. For lightweight items they seem fine even though those things require this type of system the least. For heavier items the hanger pulls out of the wall until it touches the back of the frame. I swear when I look at some of these things from the side, it looks like as much as 1/4 of the nail is no longer in the wall....
On a MB that is usually an indication that the car has been in a wreck. When the come off the assembly line the tolerances are a couple thousandths of an inch not 1/16".The thing that bothered him so much was the fact that the spaces on the sides between the trunk door and the body of the car weren't even.
We have a friend that is constantly changing cars. He has a "everyday" Jeep that he drives most of the time, but he alwasy has to have an "extra".
A couple years ago he found a black Mercedes sedan. Nothing real exciting about it. It was used, and it had a couple very minor imperfections in the paint. He was willing to live with those, after he looked the whole car over with...yes...a magnifying glass! (I'm really glad I wasn't the car salesman.) The thing that bothered him so much was the fact that the spaces on the sides between the trunk door and the body of the car weren't even. (He did ask them to find him a ruler so he could measure.) He asked them if they could take of the trunk lid and re-mount it just a 1/16" over so that the spaces on both sides would be even. I'm not sure, but they probably laughed at him. When they explained that wasn't really possible, he bought the car anyway, and now has spent two years not driving it because he knows that those spaces aren't even, and he's afaraid someone else might notice and think he has a carppy car!
There are some people you just can't make happy!
Heh, this happened to me. Someone brought in a 100 year old locket. I had materials for conservation framing so I gave her a good deal and told her the importance of uv glass etc. She came back in a huff, decided it was too much and settled for a $10 sale frame from the shelf. She also huffed when I refused to put it in for her. She just shoved it in, fragile convex glass and all against this tiny little frame with so much pressure on it then boasted how easy and cheap it was to do herself. It was so sad to see that happen.