Question Education?

Jeff K

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So, how can one spend the money for a Bachelors and two Masters and want all three diplomas framed for a hundred bucks and done before Christmas????? Just askin.

Jeff K
 
Or rather the real question is how many soon-to-be homeless customers have you had today?

:(
 
Paul, I'm gonna steal that line!!!!

I had someone like that come in. Two certificates, one of the very expensive private schools but did not want to spend more than $50, for the pair of them...

Why?
 
When my hand surgeon asked if I had any question Thursday, I said sure.

Do you make a decent wage? Yes.
Do you won a decent home? Yes.
Can you really afford this nice office? Yes.
Do you wear nice clothes? Yes.
Do you have a pretty wife? Yes.
Would you consider her a "trophy" wife? No comment. (none expected)
Does she dress nice? Yes.
Did you graduate in the top 10% of your class? Yes.
Are you proud of your school? Yes.
Are your school debts paid off? Yes, years ago.

Then why do your degrees in the entry look like they were framed by a blind person working at Kmart/WallyWorld?

He's getting back to me on it. I'm sure he did them years ago and never thought.
 
That's good, Baer, although you probably don't want to "rile" him too much before he works on you. Now, on the other hand (no pun intended), I saw my ophthalmologist (again, no pun intended) the other day, and all his diplomas and certificates look just great. Guess who framed 'em.
;) Rick
 
Rick, I'm working on a barter ideal here. :wink:
Hey,I will be bartering Dragons for some new replacement windows this spring....good deal I think :) ! L.
 
I once had a customer bring in the newspaper article telling of how she won a $6 million lottery, and tell me she didn't want to spend too much on framing...............takes all kinds!!!
 
By the way, how many homeless customers have you had today? I'm at 1, with 2 hours to go.

LOL!!! My all time best customer always comes in looking like a bag lady. She usually has a bag with her, too. That lady spends big bucks on framing.
 
So, how can one spend the money for a Bachelors and two Masters and want all three diplomas framed for a hundred bucks and done before Christmas????? Just askin.

Jeff K

I'd ask the person, "Whose are they - cause they can't be yours!
 
Reminds me of the time I framed an uncashed cheq from the gov't that cost more to frame then the value of the chq - never did ask why - but always wondered!
 
This brings to mind three things.

~The young couple who once had me frame
a simple table knife. She had worked a job to
put him through law school and it was their
only knife throughout those lean years. They
were just past that time, and cherished the
knife and the way those times had brought
them close as a couple.

~The time the U of W Hospital sent me a bill
for ten cents. I taped a dime to the bill and mailed
it back with a stamp that cost far more, but later
I wished I had sent them nine cents. Would they
have billed me for the remaining penny?

~Today, when one of our wealthy ladies admired
some handbeaded ornaments that our bead lady did.
They're lovely, and I said that her work graced the
Christmas cover of Bead&Button magazine one recent
year. 'I LOVE them! But they're so expensive.' I told her
that ten (!) dollars for one was not expensive at all, as
our lady had strung every bead by hand. She said that
if the artist would give a discount, she might buy them.

What's so odd about this is the difference between
it and her usual behavior. I've had her bring in
the first painting she did in a beginning painting
class and tell me, 'As long as it's under a thousand
dollars, don't bother to call me'. She framed that
16x20 for $492.00 and didn't bat an eye. And we
once framed a certificate sent to her by a political
party as thanks for a donation. This certificate, I later
learned, was only given to people who gave tens of
thousands of dollars. I like her just fine, but the
contrast between her buying attitudes is striking.
 
When my hand surgeon asked if I had any question Thursday, I said sure.

Do you make a decent wage? Yes.
Do you won a decent home? Yes.
Can you really afford this nice office? Yes.
Do you wear nice clothes? Yes.
Do you have a pretty wife? Yes.
Would you consider her a "trophy" wife? No comment. (none expected)
Does she dress nice? Yes.
Did you graduate in the top 10% of your class? Yes.
Are you proud of your school? Yes.
Are your school debts paid off? Yes, years ago.

Then why do your degrees in the entry look like they were framed by a blind person working at Kmart/WallyWorld?

He's getting back to me on it. I'm sure he did them years ago and never thought.

Thanks Baer....I think you just wrote my next radio ad. :)
 
My doctor was really having fun today.

She had received a check from Medicare and was showing everyone how rich she now was.

I suggested framing the $.01 check.....

"Oh no. I'm having too much fun showing everybody how ridiculous this check is." :eek:

"Then why don't we throw it in a nice Louie XV gaudy gold frame..."

That stopped her. She thought about it, sobered up and stuck the check back in her pocket. "That would just be silly." :icon11:
 
I had a woman come in once who had a diploma from 30 years ago that she wanted framed (it was her diploma from some trade-school). She picked out a very fancy frame, and suede mats.
While I was writing up the order, I asked her if she had a specific date she needed it for - she said she needed it in three day's time - it was an "emergency". I said I'd do my best to have it ready for her that morning, and I made some little joke about framing it in a hurry after 30 years. She looked a little offended, and then explained to me that her son had just been killed in a car accident and she needed the framed diploma to be done so she could put it on display in her home for everyone to see when they came back to her house after her son's funeral!

I was pretty much horrified.

(But at least she wasn't cheap.) ;)
 
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