Baer Charlton
SPFG, Supreme Picture Framing God
So.... there was this wedding... obviously.
Now, I've shot a few... but not as a paid pro. A good one (team) can
really be worth more than their salt.... and pepper with the salsa thrown
in... I have framed some photos of friends who (and this was before Photoshop)
looked about ..... hmmmmm "considerably" lighter then I remember them
at the wedding......
or that just enough soft focus on the bride's mom.... that she's looking really smokin'....
So, THIS mother of the bride is SMOKING.... well, more like the steam is out her
ears.. but the fire is in her eyes and after reading the emails..... I don't want my
delicate ears in the same neighborhood with her mouth....
These are only a couple of some of the shots that they paid for....
and just so you know.... the charge to shot the 3 hour wedding reception was $1,500
with an hour before to do the formal shots.... 8x10 prints are $45 each.. and now she's
asking my opinion.....
So, exhibit #1..... I think you all can figure out who the person in the focal point is...
The black formal dress to the shooter's right is the MOB...... the basketball star she's
talking to is her little boy.
No... we can't find the picture she was taking of daddy giving her away......
OK, next.... and we all know how "Artistic" that late afternoon light as a back-light is......
Two photos later... the back light is just right so you can see the guy on the back of the
fifth boat..... taking a wiz....
(I didn't want to get banned... )
So.... do these look like photos shot by someone with their first gig? Or is this what passes
for "Professional shooting" these days?
Honestly..... after going through 800+ photos.... and finding less than 3 that I would bother
printing.....
I'm at a loss here.
As a side note, I've known this little bride since she was a midget in diapers.... so I promised
I'd frame "The" picture for them.... There is one... that with a few nights of CS5.... might,
be a decent 16x20..... MIGHT.....
So am I a sleaze if I Photoshop it to print a decent picture that they can hang in their livingroom?
Now, I've shot a few... but not as a paid pro. A good one (team) can
really be worth more than their salt.... and pepper with the salsa thrown
in... I have framed some photos of friends who (and this was before Photoshop)
looked about ..... hmmmmm "considerably" lighter then I remember them
at the wedding......
or that just enough soft focus on the bride's mom.... that she's looking really smokin'....
So, THIS mother of the bride is SMOKING.... well, more like the steam is out her
ears.. but the fire is in her eyes and after reading the emails..... I don't want my
delicate ears in the same neighborhood with her mouth....
These are only a couple of some of the shots that they paid for....
and just so you know.... the charge to shot the 3 hour wedding reception was $1,500
with an hour before to do the formal shots.... 8x10 prints are $45 each.. and now she's
asking my opinion.....
So, exhibit #1..... I think you all can figure out who the person in the focal point is...
The black formal dress to the shooter's right is the MOB...... the basketball star she's
talking to is her little boy.

No... we can't find the picture she was taking of daddy giving her away......
OK, next.... and we all know how "Artistic" that late afternoon light as a back-light is......

Two photos later... the back light is just right so you can see the guy on the back of the
fifth boat..... taking a wiz....
(I didn't want to get banned... )
So.... do these look like photos shot by someone with their first gig? Or is this what passes
for "Professional shooting" these days?
Honestly..... after going through 800+ photos.... and finding less than 3 that I would bother
printing.....
I'm at a loss here.
As a side note, I've known this little bride since she was a midget in diapers.... so I promised
I'd frame "The" picture for them.... There is one... that with a few nights of CS5.... might,
be a decent 16x20..... MIGHT.....
So am I a sleaze if I Photoshop it to print a decent picture that they can hang in their livingroom?